From the Mouth of Husband

Selected sayings from the first half hour of the day.

"I feel a bit down this morning. And it's all your fault! You never make me tea anymore." "But I offered you a cup of tea ten minutes ago, idiot." "Yeah, but you were just taunting me with what I couldn't have."

"Go to your room!"

"You haven't coughed yet this morning. Cough for me!"

"A cup of tea is for life, not just for breakfast."