The Laundry Gods Were Listening

Husband enters the room.

H:- I'm going to Hwash the hand towels, can you think of Hanything Helse to go in the load?

Me:- *trying for cool* You could do the bath mat and the bath towels.

H:- Yers. I hwas halready going to do theeeem.

Me:- Why the funny voice?

H:- This His my Laundraay Voice

Me:- We have a Laundry Voice?

H:- Yers.

Me:- Oh, cool.

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We went to a nice Italian restaurant for my birthday lunch, and when we got there, I realised that it was a vegetarian restaurant, when I'd never noticed before.

That's okay, he said. I'll manage as long as I have the BUFFALO mozzarella and the BEEF tomatoes